Annnnnd I ended up coming out of there with two creams. One against stretch marks (which I have so so many) and one that's supposed to firm your skin and get rid of some of that cellulite.
As I have only used these for the last three days, I can't give any absolute reviews on their ability to keep their promises.
However, I still love both creams. The Firminator is a very weird looking green lotion, smells rather nice and applies extremely well. I'm really picky when it comes to lotions since most feel very uncomfortable on the skin and sticky and yuck, but this is just fine. For some it might even be excellent! And I like the colour green, and especially this one, since it reminds me of the hand soap my grandpa used to have. All sort of retroish.
The stretch mark cream I like even more, it's thicker, so it is a bit sticky on the skin, but it smells wonderful (very cocoay) and it really feels like velvet, so even if it doesn't get rid of my extreme stretches, it does make them feel so much nicer!
Palmer's Cocoa Butter Formula Massage Cream for Stretch Marks
Let's wait and see it they actually hold their promises as well!