10 000 views blog giveaway!

I notice my Blogger is telling me that my blog has gotten 10 000 views in its small existence so now I'm doing a giveaway. I will give you a small set of rules for this giveaway but first for the prizes:

The winner will get a package of wild orchid scented candles, kitten&knuckleduster earrings and a black nail polish with leather effect! Cool right? ^___^

Rules:
1. You must comment on this post
2. Your comment must have reasons for why exactly YOU should win this giveaway (doesn't have to be long, short reasons are good too)
3. Be imaginative, I like a good story!

Good luck!