Butt workouts! To get those beautiful tight curves!

I'm an asslady. I really like butts. I'm bi, so I'm completely entitled to say that I don't care for boobs half as much as a nice ass. Now those I like.
Weirdly enough, I have one big ass ass. That sounded weird. Never mind. Anyway, I've been trying to get all that crappy cellulite out of it now and these are some of the butt workouts I use to try and do that. I don't do all, since oh my, after three weeks in a hospital, I just can't workout that hard!